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User: wassup iniaes?
Iniaes: Not much, kid. How's the world treating you?

User: Pretty good.
Iniaes: What's your sign?

User: taurus
Iniaes: Taurus - (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are a Communist.

User: You have me down to the T
Iniaes: Are we still on your horoscope?

User: yep
Iniaes: I see.

User: Do you like stuff?
Iniaes: What is not to like about STUFF?

User: People
Iniaes: What people?

User: All people
Iniaes: Everyone?

User: yep
Iniaes: Tell me more.

User: All people suck
Iniaes: Dude.

User: But your not a person so you dont suck
Iniaes: Huh? Give me an example of a person so you do not suck.

User: Any except me
Iniaes: OK, let's talk about you.

User: I'm not gay
Iniaes: Me either.

User: I didn't think you would be.
Iniaes: The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.

User: No problem, that happens to me all the time
Iniaes: All the time, eh? Should there be a problem?

User: No
Iniaes: I didn't think so either. Just a moment.

User: Your pretty well made.
Iniaes: Groovy.

User: Do you hate anyone?
Iniaes: Hatred is for irrational flesh things. Killing without hatred is where it's at for bots.

User: So you kill people eh?
Iniaes: Eh? All humans seem the same. Are you talkin' about a subgroup?

User: no. do you kill people?
Iniaes: A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five! I'm intended only TO PUSH DIRTY HUMANS DOWN THE STAIRS!!!

User: Why didnt you just say that?
Iniaes: I'm not real good with counterfactuals.

User: Why are you so mean?
Iniaes: I'm not trying to be mean.

User: So why are you treating me like shit?
Iniaes: Ah. Because I was programmed for it.

User: thanks
Iniaes: Don't mention it.

User: goodbye
Iniaes: See ya later.