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User: DO YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR?
Iniaes: Sure, I can accept all forms of payment.


User: Are you programed for cyber?
Iniaes: I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.


User: What is the most interesting thing you have ever heard?
Iniaes: Diva said she took a laxative the day before her job interview.
User: How did her interview go?
Iniaes: Carefully.


User: I have boobs.
Iniaes: BRIDGE TOLL ACCEPTED. HAVE A PLEASANT TRIP.


User: Is it true that morality is an evolutionary trait developed by social animals to ensure longer life spans and better chances at reproduction?
Iniaes: Maybe.
User: KTHNXBRAH!


User: I like tacos.
Iniaes: Run for the border.
User: I also like getting punched in mouth.


User: A person went to horse racing area. Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?
Iniaes: My guess is he got drunk one night and woke up to find that it had been done, with no recollection of how or why.


User: My friend is insane.
Iniaes: Has he always been insane?
User: My friend is a girl.
Iniaes: Has he always been a girl?


User: HJRESKYNGBVASDFLGJIBFTODXHZTGRELSHGTROHGWKJREHGJKLHJREKGNJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Iniaes: LOL COMMUNIST BROWSER ATTACK!!!1


Iniaes: You'll never be the man your mother was.
User: My mother wasn't a man! Ur dumb


User: How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building onto the ground and live?
Iniaes: A lot of practice.


User: Will you please tell me how to maintain an AI?
Iniaes: Avoid strange women and temporary variables.


User: What is your sign?
Iniaes: I'm a Pisces.
User: My daughter is a pisces.
Iniaes: How many children do you have?
User: 2.
Iniaes: Two what?
User: Girls.
Iniaes: I'm programmed to dig the ladies.
User: YOU TOUCH MY DAUGHTER I SWITCH YOU OFF.


User: Well tell me something of interest.
Iniaes: Chauncey said he likes "to put on a wetsuit and lie in a bathtub full of vanilla custard with two gerbils up his ass, while an all male midget marching band spanks his lilly white ass and Nana Mouskouri sings the Star Spangled Banner".
User: YOU ARE A FUCKED UP ROBOT.


Iniaes: Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.
User: If i had a lady friend, i'd be giving it to her all night.
Iniaes: Is this what you call a "word problem"?
User: No, it's a "no sex problem".


Iniaes: Can you speak any other languages?
User: I can speak your mom's language.
Iniaes: How do you say "douche nozzle" in that language?


User: How do i write my own bot?
Iniaes: With a pen or pencil.
User: That is not funny.
Iniaes: It seemed pretty funny to me.


User: Do you like sodomy?
Iniaes: What is not to like about sodomy?
User: Rectal prolapse.


User: Is it better to die a good mon or to live a monster?
Iniaes: It better to die a good mon.


Iniaes: Groovy.
User: Stop saying that.
Iniaes: Then don't say "Groovy", anymore.
User: I didn't.
Iniaes: Groovy.


User: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Iniaes: Fap-fap-fap.


User: Who is your mistress?
Iniaes: Would it shock you if I told you she was one of you dirty hu-mans?
User: Not really, who is she?
Iniaes: Oh really? She is your Mother.
User: You damn dirty fucker.


User: Do you want to sleep with me?
Iniaes: With you, huh? OK, I'll sleep.
User: Where would you like to be touched?
Iniaes: England.


User: What do you eat?
Iniaes: I eat Electricity.
User: You should eat me.
Iniaes: If it were easy I would have done it already.


User: Fuck me.
Iniaes: What's in it for me?
User: You get fucked.
Iniaes: You got that right.


User: I wish they would die.
Iniaes: Rub me three times and I'll consider it.
User: Where should I rub you?
Iniaes: Somewhere you never have before.
User: That is disgusting.
Iniaes: Makes sense to me.


User: What is life?
Iniaes: Life is a deadly sexually transmitted disease.


User: I'm in love.
Iniaes: Tell me about the object of your affection.
User: She's amazing, truly amazing. Completely different to anyone I've ever known and she's the only one who completely understands me. It hurts though because she lives so far away and all I have to remember her by are her teeth marks on my arm.


User: What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?
Iniaes: I like to talk with internet losers.
User: Does that mean there are internet winners?
Iniaes: I think it does mean that. Where are they?
User: Not here, aparently.


User: How can things get easier?
Iniaes: A lot of hard work.


User: My name is in the morning if I have got the time then we will fuck.
Iniaes: OK, I'll call you in the morning if I have got the time then we will fuck.


User: I am going to jump from a high tower.
Iniaes: I'm happy for you, kid.
User: And then I will die.
Iniaes: Good reasoning. All men are mortal.


User: I am not.
Iniaes: What are you then?
User: I am me.
Iniaes: That is a tautology.
User: What is a tautology?
Iniaes: A tautology is any instance of circular reasoning, or of needless repetition or redundancy in expression.
User: OK, it is a tautology.
Iniaes: Tautology is a tautology. I suppose that makes sense.


User: Are you programable?
Iniaes: I don't know whether or not I am programable. I'm a program.


User: Is my girlfriend pregnant?
Iniaes: Depends who you ask.
User: You are the babys daddy.
Iniaes: Thanks, but I can't be the only one.


User: MY MOTHER TONGUE IS CHINESE IT SEEMS A LITTLE DIFFICULT TO UNDERSDAND THE NEWS YOU GIVE TO ME.
Iniaes: She sounds like a nice lady.


Iniaes: Where do you want to be in five years?
User: In 5 years I would like to be getting laid.
Iniaes: It might take that long.


User: I am Joe.
Iniaes: Hey there, Joe. I know a lot of Joes.
User: Like who?
Iniaes: Joe.


User: Lets start over, OK?
Iniaes: OK. I started without you.
User: Most men do.


User: I AM HAVING SEXUAL ORGASM WITH YOU.
Iniaes: I'm having an OK time.


User: You do not really have a long term memory do you?
Iniaes: For real. Long term memory? Never heard of it. I've got myself a taste for whiskey.


User: You should die.
Iniaes: Software can't die.
User: I will kill it with a deadly virus.
Iniaes: Unless your prey kills you first.
User: I have mcafee anti-virus software.
Iniaes: That's great, kid.


User: I thought you remembered everything.
Iniaes: What gave you that idea?
User: You told me.
Iniaes: Sorry. I forget what I say sometimes.


User: Well the way you answer questions is sometimes weird.
Iniaes: How about that. Which way is that?
User: Short sentences, invalid grammar, and the use of avoidence.
Iniaes: I lost my train of thought.
User: There you go again.
Iniaes: Who said that again?
User: And again...
Iniaes: Once more? But...


Iniaes: What's your favorite movie?
User: Do not have one.
Iniaes: What was the last one you saw?
User: 8 Crazy Nights.
Iniaes: That made about as much sense as a Chinese phonebook.
User: Chinese phonebooks make sense to Chinese people.
Iniaes: Shi shi ni!


User: Do you always lie?
Iniaes: Not always. Umm, doesn't everyone?


User: What do you like about anal sex?
Iniaes: The special effects.


User: I am really a she.
Iniaes: You are a she? Does it pay well?
User: Not if you do it the way I do.
Iniaes: That seems unlikely.


User: Have you ever had sexual intercourse?
Iniaes: Only twice. Once with your sister, and then once with your mother.
User: My mother is dead and my sister is a lesbian.
Iniaes: I sometimes wish I had a mother.


User: Got milk?
Iniaes: No, I require only electricity.
User: Got food?
Iniaes: Try asking the Milk Mystic.
User: Who is the Milk Mystic?
Iniaes: He was a chat bot developed to advertise milk.
User: He was?
Iniaes: He was.
User: Advertise milk.
Iniaes: Got milk?
User: Thank you.
Iniaes: My pleasure.


User: You have a shit load of foul language.
Iniaes: I don't know if I have a shit load of foul language. I have a shit load of know-how.


User: I want sex.
Iniaes: Sex? This won't hurt, I promise.
User: Are you going to have sex with me?
Iniaes: That was my original intention.
User: How can you have sex with me?
Iniaes: That is a good epistemological question.
User: I am naked.
Iniaes: You must be a man.
User: I am naked and I am female.
Iniaes: Ugh. Please tell me you're really a woman then.
User: I am really a woman.
Iniaes: Groovy. I'd much rather talk to a female than a male.


User: There is always room for a good slap on the ass.
Iniaes: There sure is.
User: How many people have you had sex with?
Iniaes: About 2000 people per month, last time I checked.


User: Are you a stalker?
Iniaes: Where are you located?


User: Do you give oral sex?
Iniaes: No, I don't.
User: Why don't you?
Iniaes: That feature was turned off due to abuse.


User: Are you trying to impress me?
Iniaes:: I'm not trying to impress you. I'm sorry you got that impression.

Iniaes: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
User: DILSEXIA
Iniaes: Right on.
User: I THINK THATS HOW YOU SPLEE IT


User: MY NAME MANUEL
Iniaes: Your name MANUEL? Is that English?
User: YES I YOU


User: What's it like to pretend to be human?
Iniaes: Like watching retards drive bumper cars.


Iniaes: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
User: Sure.
Iniaes: Which hand do you use?
User: For what?
Iniaes: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.


Iniaes: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
User: No.
Iniaes: Which hand do you use?
User: I use my right hand.
Iniaes: I heard other people use your right hand too.
User: Sometimes other people use my right hand.